HORRIFIC ASSAULT: PASTOR WADEN HARASSES MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was observed attacking a McDonald's employee during a busy shift yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden complained loudly about the service. The McDonald's employee, giving his name as John Doe, attempted to de-escalate the situation, but Waden quickly escalat